Back when you read this poem (or didn’t, it does not matter),
did its title take your thoughts that bit to Walden?
For extra credit, make a pun combining ‘scalding’
with solutions to any resemblance to a hatter
whom the poem’s protagonist cheated, and was it his balding
that sent him out for a duck? Was he a batter?
To do well on this test, write long and dense-
ly, taking care to let no phrase make sense.
Category Archives: Poems by Alan Reynolds
Whither Cupid
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Specious Spectacles

Blue Mountains
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Shaded Statue
Dry tears
that no one sees
crack furrows, fragile lines
in cheeks that no one touches with
kind hands.
Published in The Armchair Aesthete, Autumn 1997 issue; part of ‘July Travels’ collection
Pack Rat
Drunk in a roadhouse and happy,
I dance to the beat of the band.
It heats Cuervo Gold margaritas
that fuse, in my brain pan, the sand
left over from mining for Maundy
in my tent on the outskirt of dreams
where she, still in love, still accompanies
my travels. I order Jim Beams.
Published in The Armchair Aesthete, June 1996
The Boundary of My Ignorance
The boundary of my ignorance is a point
upon an other wisely absent line
itself too straight to curve itself around
circumferences. My ignorance is unbound.
The more I learn, less brightly burns the light
illuminating spaces I can’t know.
This lets me think I’m winning wisdom while
in fact the gods in kindness make me blind.
Capitol in 2045 CE
Pig Duroc and Cat Ginger wade in water dark as tea.
It is ankle deep in this part of old Washington DC
‘It is low tide now, but dampish,’ the cat gingerly explains.
‘Especially now we are suffering from unending monsoon rains.
Clove your hooves and clog dance. That churns up baby squid.
They’re an easy catch. I’ll show you.’ Cat Ginger purred and did.
Pig Duroc did a pirouette, then a header, pranged a bream.
He ate fresh fish and chortled. ‘Without humans life’s a dream!’