Dumb old shanty gerbil
Your meat’s in a range war
Your meat’s in a range war
The Cross goes chaka boom —
A Chernobyl Yule glow —
Yew bow cleaver thin.
Quaff Somme bier, Althea,
Chagrin and sloe gin.

(sung somewhat along the tune of ‘Some Enchanted Evening’ from SOUTH PACIFIC)