Alms-And-Zen are bringing out a line
of Christian robots good at herding crowds.
When you ask these robots, ‘What would Jesus do?’
they divine and answer what you want to hear
and supply out-of-context supporting bits of scripture
to use against any critics you still have.
They are seriously pious looking. They resemble
the obsequious nervously frowning you-know-who
that dances attendance on the Spurious Leader.
They’re not for sale but on a five-year lease
at 70K per month including updates.
Pro tip: get a pair for only 120K.
Earth Tourist
recently posted poems by alan reynolds
Earth Tourist 
These make me laugh then a touch of horror. What has happened to our world. My father always said,, ” Do not talk about religion or politics at table.” Now he would starve!
Thanks. Light touch but the horror is more real to me. No idea what has happened to our world but I don’t like it. I always liked your father.
Spouting random bits of scripture … great touch, must remember not to answer the door to them!
A closed-door policy is advisable here :-)