A spotlight finds the table on the stage.
We see a handgun and a pretzel and a bagel.
‘Who says “handgun” still already?’ asks the bagel.
‘Foot soldiers?’ laughs the pretzel. ‘Question mark.’
‘My words,’ the bagel snickers. ‘Inorganic
is what this gun is. Why it cannot talk.’
The curtain falls. We hear two tap tap shots.