Remember when you had to bring two things to the table to enjoy Facebook? You had to be online and you had to be alive? Remember the excitement when the engineers overcame both barriers? Well, it hasn’t all been positive, has it?

I, whatever that term means these days, am thinking about these things as my car expertly flies in formation in thick traffic. Looks like everybody wants to be home for Thanksgiving and like nobody knows where home is.

I, that term again, have had a lot of homes in these 300 years. You probably have too. Shall we merge our cars and see where we end up?

That was easy. No sooner dead than done. Sorry, said. Where is this that we are arriving?

You haven’t been here before either? Lots of dudes in white robes. Thought this might be heaven until I noticed their pointy hats.

That was easy. Getting away simply a question of backspacing and two timing. Our motion sickness is only simulation – you can turn it off.

You like it on? Okay. Nostalgia for morning sickness is an extreme case of empty nest syndrome. Had a lot of children did you?

They are in here with us? Oh yeah, I see them now. You’re right, there are a lot of them. Several of them seem to be me. Oh look, one of them is you.

The engineers still have some tweaks they need to attend to.