Bloomsday. Today. The 16th of June, the date (in 1904) that James Joyce chose to let his character Leopold Bloom start out in UYLSSES. One word encountered in that book — ‘hyperborean’ — stirred up the Durac and the Slynog to celebrate at Mad Helmut’s Tea Party.
Mad Helmut’s Tea Party
‘I’m hyperborean as much as you’ Buck Mulligan to Stephen Dedalus in James Joyce’s ULYSSES
‘Compared to you I am much more hyperborean’,
said the Slynog. ‘I am also mad for tea.
While you, my addled, fat, and calm historian
remain inert, a late-lunch parolee
as like as not to be an absentee
when North winds blow up harder, heeling ship
away from where there’s harbour, landing strip
and tipples bar.’ The Durac rose and shrugged.
It heaved the anchor, gave the waves the slip,
and pointed to the shoreline their boat hugged.
‘Hypoborean I may be,’ the Durac said.
‘If that’s a word. You steer boats by their wake
and were you our navigator we’d be dead.
So slur on, Slynog. Don’t make the mistake
of thinking finding home’s a piece of cake.’
Together the companions hoisted sail.
Together they turned green, hung oar the rail.
The North winds blew, the duo turning blue
and blowing kisses to disgusted terns
they sailed strait home by way of Timbuktu.